"This is why I don't cook..."

Missing: can opener.  Last seen: a few months ago. I think it was red.

Seriously, this is why I don't cook.  I had grand aspirations this morning to be productive.  I was going to clean, do laundry, make some spaghetti sauce.  The fact of the matter is that I haven't *really* cooked in three months so this was going to be a big deal.  It's been three months since my new job.  I started to brown the onions in a pot in olive oil.  The next step was to add the tomato paste.  Oh wait...can't add it because our can opener is MIA.  I looked through every cabinet and every drawer.  I even went downstairs to the utility room to see if Mark had misplaced it there with his tools.  Nope. 

Now I'm mad because my cooking efforts were thwarted.  So before I suck it up, get dressed, and get my face on to buy a new one...I'm going to watch some SATC episodes.